DQN Jokes

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Following the smashing success of DQN's literary and musical careers comes DQN Jokes.

DQN Joke I

This was the original DQN Joke, and was carried out to perfection.

Two acquaintences, ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ and Mittens-san, are hanging out at “wait if im >>8 that means i dont participate either wow fuck you guys are so mean why wont you let me play with you :(”

⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃: So I heard your duck was hammered flat?
Mittens-San: Not my duck, you twat, my DICK.
⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃: So that's why you hate yourself and want to die?
Mittens-San: That is the joke.

Critical Reception

This joke was well received. Some labelled it “the height of DQN's joke-creating power” and “VIP Quality”. The Elitist Superstructure, however, found the joke distasteful.

DQN Joke II

The second DQN Joke was created during a time of great turmoil between the composers. As a result, its exact format is difficult to pin down.

A rabbi, a priest and Captain Picard walk into an intergalactic train station.

♪　　　　　　　　　♪　　　　　　　　　　　　♪　　　　　　　　　　　
　ぬるぽ ぬるぽ ぬるぽ ぬるぽ ぬるぽ 　　　　　　♪
　　 ＼／　 ＼／　 ＼／　 ＼／　 ＼／
　 ∧＿∧∧＿∧∧＿∧∧＿∧∧＿∧∧＿∧　　　／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
　（　＾∀＾）. ＾∀＾）. ＾∀＾）. ＾∀＾）. ＾∀＾）. ＾∀＾）　＜　Knock knock
　（ つ ⊂ ）つ ⊂ ）つ ⊂ ）つ ⊂ ）つ ⊂ ）つ ⊂ ）　 ＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
　 .）　 ）　）　 ）　）　 ）　）　 ）　）　 ）　）　 ）　）　 ）
　（_＿）＿）＿）＿）＿）＿）＿）＿）＿）＿）＿）＿）

♪　　　　　　　　　♪　　　　　　　　　　　　♪　　　　　　　　　　　
　ぬるぽ ぬるぽ ぬるぽ ぬるぽ ぬるぽ 　　　　　　♪
　　 ＼／　 ＼／　 ＼／　 ＼／　 ＼／
　 ∧＿∧∧＿∧∧＿∧∧＿∧∧＿∧∧＿∧　　　／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
　（　＾∀＾）. ＾∀＾）. ＾∀＾）. ＾∀＾）. ＾∀＾）. ＾∀＾）　＜　Nevermind this joke, I'm going to make a new joke thread
　（ つ ⊂ ）つ ⊂ ）つ ⊂ ）つ ⊂ ）つ ⊂ ）つ ⊂ ）　 ＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
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　（_＿）＿）＿）＿）＿）＿）＿）＿）＿）＿）＿）＿）

(・∀・)　　says "2GET!"

Critical Reception

This joke was considered “acceptable”.

DQN Joke III

The third DQN Joke was overly ambitious, and never moved past the planning stage. It is known that Daddy Cool was slated to play a leading role, and that ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ would be returning, by popular demand, from DQN Joke I. It is not known if Mittens-San was ever worked into the script, which was torpedoed before the title was determined. Some say that The Elitist Superstructure, sensing potential for extreme distastefulness in Joke III, was behind the cancellation.

The 4000 days of silence

Following the failure of Joke III, DQN did not attempt recorded jokes for almost 4000 days. This does not mean jokes were not told, simply that we know nothing of them.

DQN Joke IV

The fourth DQN Joke takes a different format than the previous jokes. It's pretty good.

A squat Armenian pawnbroker, a Corean and a That one dokyun with a trip walk into a bar. The squat Armenian pawnbroker asks the bartender for a fancy hearing cake with extra baby juice, to which the bartender replies "we don't serve those here"; the Corean then asks the bartender for a sparkling grape juice cocktail, to which comes the reply "What are you, some kind of ass-eater?". Finally, the That one dokyun with a trip asks for a PENIS, and the bartender says "A what?". "But You were holding one a minute ago!" protests the That one dokyun with a trip, to which the bartender replies - wait for it, you're going to love this one - "Man, my life is starting to feel like a big joke."!

Critical Reception

This joke received mixed reviews. The Elitist Superstructure did not find make a public statement finding it distasteful, but this means little. Reception of the joke was partially obscured by Clonepa's release of a completely different joke at the exact same time.